Oh….. my…… god………..
"Three Types of Girlfriends Based on Pooping Habits"- robbiesherrard
"Suppose you get a girlfriend. Statistically, she’ll probably have to poop at some point during your relationship."
"She always says she has to pee no matter what she’s doing in there."
"If you ask her if she was shitting, she’ll deny ever having shat before in her life."
The funniest things are true. And always slightly embarrassing.