“I’d rather swallow a bag of hair.”
— Johnny Depp on dancing.
“I’m sorry, Jerry, but your future has been cancelled.”
— Leslie Knope to Jerry on Parks & Rec
“I have internet access right now, ‘cause things are going pretty well.”
— Aziz Ansari, Dangerously Delicious
“My dad says that each one of my freckles is a kiss from an angel.”
— Ginger kid on South Park’s “Ginger Kids”
Identity Theft Steals More Brain Cells than Laughs
Between the organized crime, bounty hunting, man hunt, snake, slapstick, car chases, and an endless series of unbelievable mishaps,
Identity Theft pulls every trick in the book.
A few laughs, but its use of gimmicks was just too much for me.
I’m sure this’ll end up being some kind of modern day classic, like a lot of the movies that I pan; but, to the majority their own.
This one’s not for me.