“How does 50 Cent not know what a grapefruit is? This guy’s been rich for soo looong- he has to run into a grapefruit every now and then! I do ok- I see grapefruits every fucking day! What happens when he sees a grapefruit? Is he just like ‘Wassup with those oranges?’”
— Aziz Ansari http://on.cclol.com/1ecmMvL

Hey Wavves guys. Can we be friends?

Rock It Out Blog wonders if this interview with Wavves is the worst ever (aside from this one). 

I kinda like it. …A lot. 

“I like to stump Google. The other day I Googled, “How many Mexicans live in North Korea?””
— Zach Galifinakis, SNL Season 38: Episode 19
clairemojher:

To celebrate the exciting return of Arrested Development, a few of us greeting card artists put our heads (and pencils) together and whipped up a (fake) mini-line of greeting cards that anyone can download and print out for free!It’s super easy! Download the high-res files here. They even come with a dotted line for the fold and should print easily to your basic home printer.And if you like them, please share them to your heart’s content!
The Artists: 
Kathleen Marcotte 
Dan Liuzzi
Claire Mojher
Ali Kurzeja
clairemojher:

To celebrate the exciting return of Arrested Development, a few of us greeting card artists put our heads (and pencils) together and whipped up a (fake) mini-line of greeting cards that anyone can download and print out for free!It’s super easy! Download the high-res files here. They even come with a dotted line for the fold and should print easily to your basic home printer.And if you like them, please share them to your heart’s content!
The Artists: 
Kathleen Marcotte 
Dan Liuzzi
Claire Mojher
Ali Kurzeja
clairemojher:

To celebrate the exciting return of Arrested Development, a few of us greeting card artists put our heads (and pencils) together and whipped up a (fake) mini-line of greeting cards that anyone can download and print out for free!It’s super easy! Download the high-res files here. They even come with a dotted line for the fold and should print easily to your basic home printer.And if you like them, please share them to your heart’s content!
The Artists: 
Kathleen Marcotte 
Dan Liuzzi
Claire Mojher
Ali Kurzeja
clairemojher:

To celebrate the exciting return of Arrested Development, a few of us greeting card artists put our heads (and pencils) together and whipped up a (fake) mini-line of greeting cards that anyone can download and print out for free!It’s super easy! Download the high-res files here. They even come with a dotted line for the fold and should print easily to your basic home printer.And if you like them, please share them to your heart’s content!
The Artists: 
Kathleen Marcotte 
Dan Liuzzi
Claire Mojher
Ali Kurzeja

clairemojher:

To celebrate the exciting return of Arrested Development, a few of us greeting card artists put our heads (and pencils) together and whipped up a (fake) mini-line of greeting cards that anyone can download and print out for free!

It’s super easy! Download the high-res files here. They even come with a dotted line for the fold and should print easily to your basic home printer.

And if you like them, please share them to your heart’s content!

The Artists: 

Kathleen Marcotte 

Dan Liuzzi

Claire Mojher

Ali Kurzeja

Kevin Spacey’s incredible impressions on Inside the Actors Studio. A genius man. Listen to the impressions without the visuals, and you will be blown away. 

“I’d rather swallow a bag of hair.”
— Johnny Depp on dancing.
“I’m sorry, Jerry, but your future has been cancelled.”
— Leslie Knope to Jerry on Parks & Rec
“I have internet access right now, ‘cause things are going pretty well.”
— Aziz Ansari, Dangerously Delicious
“My dad says that each one of my freckles is a kiss from an angel.”
— Ginger kid on South Park’s “Ginger Kids”

witstream:

alexblagg:

The Year-Round South-By Guy’s Guide to SXSW

I made this video for IFC that lays out a comprehensive fitness program for keeping yourself in peak condition for South By Southwest all year long. Watch it to get your shit together before you go to Austin in a few weeks.

Alex is readier than you will ever be.

Ryan Gosling reacts to the “Hey, Girl” dishtowel.

He, and the Rotten Tomatoes interviewer, are surprisingly hilarious. 

heydrawthis:

Truth.

My friend made this. Tell her what else to draw.

heydrawthis:

Truth.

My friend made this. Tell her what else to draw.

Jenna Marbles on How Lady GaGa Writes Songs

Wait for the impressions beginning 1:16. Emphasis on 1:35. 

And don’t miss the ever-changing contortions of the same piece of metallic fabric.