Making others feel good about themselves is a great way to feel good about yourself. Even when you think that’s impossible. Smiles make the world go ‘round.
Never read a book without a pen.
We create our own victims to triumphantly kill.
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Chargers are the next dial up. We’re going to look back on these babies one day and laugh.
I don’t believe in age, I believe in amount of experience. Just being alive does not mean you’re amassing experience. Years don’t matter. Experience does.
Goodnight.
Guess what! Punk’s not a party theme. It’s a way of life.
Oh. No… I’m just seeing that they made a Pinterest board called ‘Punk Done Well.’ What, like a steak? I’d actually like my punk done medium rare, please. With a side of blood.
If you’re punk, the outside of you comes from within. You don’t need to reference a Pinterest board, and you’re probably not spending too much time making them, either.
You can’t just dress up in someone else’s identity and call it a costume. No, I am not forgetting about all of the white people in sarapes on cinco de mayo. I don’t partake, but I don’t care, either. Name one Mexican you know who actually wears a sarape? Maybe that’s the problem… No one at the Met knows any actual punks.
There’s just nothing more embarrassing than someone trying too hard to be something, and the Met doing punk? I’m surprised the building’s walls didn’t blush.
Maybe they’ll do football players next year? Or manicurists? Or doctors!?Yeah, doctors! That’d be fun! You could make the place cards out of doctors masks! And the stirrers could be tongue depressors! Free flu shots if you arrive before 9!
I can see it now.
Fuck tha Met
International Clitoris Week began yesterday, and so did my apartment complex’s running of these ads. The stars are aligned.
Finals deserve a surgeon general’s warning. There can’t be anything worse for your health.
“I’d rather swallow a bag of hair.” — Johnny Depp on dancing.
It helps to surround yourself with good people, but you must be able to rise above the masses when you can’t pick your team.
While good people pull you up, you can’t let bad people push you down.
Conditions won’t always be positioned in your favor.